A Contemptible Guy Asks…. (from Roanne’s Friendster bulletin Ü)

*Hi Roanne, hope you don’t mind. Just had to post this… so hilarious!!! I hope no bolero guy really uses any of these… yuck!!!! LOL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1.) I’m a bee – can you be my honey?

2.) Are you a dictionary? – cause you add meaning to my life.

3.) I lost my number – can I have yours?

4.) I forgot your name – can I call you mine?

5.) Are u a false teeth? – cause I can’t smile without you

6.) Are you deaf? – Cause my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..

7.) Do you have a license? Cause you’re driving me crazy.

8.) Am i a bad shooter? Cause i keep on missing you..

9.) Can I sit beside you during exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you

10.) Stumble / bump to a crush* “see how i fell for you?”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Man. Pick-up lines are so corny (and some can get scary, LOL).

Got any pick-up line stories to tell?

~ by Chachie on March 10, 2008.